I’m bored, I’m in stagecraft. I think i’ll tell you about one of the things I regret in life because it’s pretty heartless to live without regrets because that means you don’t feel bad for anything.
so when my sister got engaged she had a red tree at her engagement party that people hung note cards on that they had written merry wishes on for my sister and her then fiancé. well I drew a large penis on a notecard and hung it on the tree and I felt really embarrassed so I went and hid in my room. my sister confronted me and asked me why I hadn’t drawn a vagina instead of a penis, but seriously sis I was 14, who knows how to draw vaginas at 14? so I think that’s why I’m so good at drawing vaginas these days.