has anyone ever wondered where the tooth fairy gets her money? I think she might be the pedophile version of robin hood.

i’m looking for a politician who is not a politician.  i really do hate phonies.

I’m dreaming of a multiracial christmas, just like the ones I use to know.

it’s not about not being mainstream, my silly deluded high school. it’s about being cultured. it’s about not being ignorant.

charlie brown is a hipster.

wait why doesn’t robert pattinson have eyebrows?

maybe english people are born without eyebrows….

wait why doesn’t matt smith have eyebrows?

I wonder what it would sound like to listen to dubstep on a vinyl record

walden is a good book apart from the chapter baker farm and higher laws.  racism isn’t enlightening thoreau, no one wants to trust a hypocrite.  

mac miller sucks.

i hate when my socks get warn out. i think that socks should last forever.